He and I were emailing a few weeks ago, and I asked what he was doing with the F-100. He replied `oh, I'm kinda done with it.It's part of the family, but I'm paying to store it, don't drive it, and it deserves someone who wants it. I'm going to bring it to our next block party garage sale, and if someone will give me a couple hundred bucks, they'll own it.'In a moment of inspired weakness, I replied `oh hell, for that, I'll take it.' Dan, who possesses Leno-level comedic timing, waited the requisite three beats, and pinged me back with `Bless you, my friend. It's yours.'

Oh crap.

I'm sure we could havegotten it running and out of storage under its own power, but I didn't want to drive it back from scenic Victorville only to blow a hose or clog the fuel filter. Instead, I borrowed this $95,000Cummins Turbodiesel-powered Dodge Ram 550 with a fully articulated Jerr-Dan flatbed rig--what more appropriate way to get my $300 F-100 home?

This almost-a-Kenworth proved amazing. We've all grunted and pushed old cars onto trailers; no fun. Not this time. I practiced with the Jerr-Dan's hydraulic joysticks until I could make its polished aluminum bed break-dance. After rocking the platform down to the ground, we threw a chain around the Ford's front axle, and winched it aboard with no more drama than it takes to order the #1 combo at In-N-Out. It was fun to play with the flashing amber lightbar too--made me feel like a real AAA tow guy. The hearty Dodge drove as if the F-100 was no more than a butterfly on its shoulder. I hummed `He ain't heavy, he's my brother ...' all the way home.

I'm now the Ford's second owner, ever.What to do with it? I have no idea. But after so many memories in this thing, I just wanted my own crack at it.Getting it running was pretty easy. We installed a new fuel tank, fresh brake cylinders, a battery, gave it a fluids/belts/hoses spa treatment, and it fired right up. As you can see, I've got some cleanup work to do. Tons of it, inside and out. That's OK; I'm a college-educated scrubber.

The plan from there is to preserve what's good, change only what's required, and keep a '60s period feel. See those crummy spoke mags? Those came off my old '54 F-100 about 15 years ago. I had no idea they would come back to haunt me. They'll have to go, in exchange for a set of vintage steelies and caps. I'll put some period mirrors on it, the seat needs to be recovered, a fresh carpet set laid down, and burbling dual exhausts are a must. Some spray-can detailing for sure. Other than that, the goal will be to see how little I can spend on it. New paint? And cover up that original patina forever? No way.

Do they have a Twelve Step Program for Old CarFools? Until someone can answer that, you'll find me in the Ford Truck Parts isle at the Pomona Swap Meet. Wish me luck."